Are you asleep?

This was a conversation me and Scott had the other night... I thought it was funny

Me: Babe?

Scott: I haven’t figured it out yet.

Me: Figured what out yet?

Scott: I just haven’t figured it out

Me: Why don’t you come lay back down

Scott: Why? I haven’t figured it out

Me: Just come lay down

Scott: (Grumpily) Fine… but I didn’t figure it out (He gets back in bed)

Me: What didn’t you figure out?

Scott: Do the H’s or C’s come off (Carbons or Hydrogens)

Me: Are you talking about molecular? (The class we have together)

Scott: Does it make it more hydropho....

Me: Are you talking about Ochem?

Scott: (Upset) Nevermind!

Me: Are you awake babe?

Scott: Yes, I’m awake (annoyed)

Me: Okay, let’s figure it out tomorrow.

Scott: But I can’t figure it out.

Me: Let’s go to sleep. (I laugh a little because I figured he wasn’t really awake)

Scott: Fine! (Rolls over so his back is facing me)

Me: Are you mad at me?

Scott: Of course I’m mad at you.

Me: Why?

Scott: Because you’re laughing at me.

Me: I’m sorry I laughed I just couldn’t figure out what you were trying to figure out.

Scott: I just never know if there are spiders in the bed… (I laugh again, and he grunts like he’s upset)

When we woke up the next morning I asked if he was still mad at me. He had no recollection of our conversation. I never thought I would be having full conversations with my sleeping husband.